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发表于 2024-9-4 15:23:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Last year, my sister introduced me to her colleague who was about six or seven years younger than me. I liked smaller people before and had watched her teach makeup live on stream that I thought she looked good. On the day of our match, we ate barbecued meat, and it was she who had ordered the set. After finishing up, we went around and looked at each other's houses as we were related. There was no bad intentions in my mind either. But she invited me over for dinner again. She shared a flat with her best friend, and she said they would make dumplings together and have dinner together. I thought this could be an opportunity. So I bought some Viagra before going there. I had been single for quite a while now, so I didn't want to jump into bed too quickly, so I waited until after dinner when her best friend left. Then I entered her house and started looking around. I wanted to get close to her. She didn't really refuse but I was still a little hesitant. The room was on tatami mats, so I sat down and kept looking around. I thought the time was right. I was just about to go into the bathroom to take a pill when I realized that my Viagra was missing. It must have fallen out of my pockets while I was looking around. I was afraid that if I was caught, I'd look like a fool. I searched everywhere, but couldn't find it. By then, I was already exhausted and I gave up searching. In the end, I found it on the side of the bed, so I put it back in my pocket. Since then, I haven't tried to do anything else. We only saw each other twice, once for dinner and another time for a movie. We never actually ended up dating or did anything else.
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